Funny Ways to Quit Your Job: How to Stop Working on Your Own Terms
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"Well rehearsed and well scripted musical exit."
This is everybody’s dream. To quit a job in style, their own personal style. Filled with drama, or possibly wit, or maybe a prop or a well written letter. Whatever your vision for the ideal ending to a less than ideal job, here are some ideas on how you can quit working with a laugh. Well, not always a laugh for everyone, but a great feeling for you. I am not recommending you go out and quit your job today, we all need to work to make a little bit of cheese, if you know what I mean. But if you make that choice to leave please leave your job with humor. Feel free to share your most humorous way to quit a job. Funny Ways to Quit Your Job 1.) Well rehearsed and well scripted musical exit. 2.) After leaving gracefully leave a hologram of yourself that is sobbing and weeping in your cubicle. 3.) Stop showing up after hanging up a sign that says gone fishin’ 4.) Call in sick for as long as possible, each day making up a new excuse to why you are ill. 5.) Email the entire office a video montage of the squirrel in your backyard chasing birds over the soundtrack to The Bodyguard. 6.) Flash Mob 7.) Ask your boss for a moment and then begin to ask a series of ridiculous questions. Keep asking questions and insisting on continuing the meeting. Keep track of the final time spent in the office in case Guinness reopens our inquiry. Some Questions: “Do you think if Germany were spelt backwards that the rise of war would have been more like a polka movement?” or “Based on our current knowledge of the moon are the tidal fluctuations likened to increase or would that more likely just bring meteor showers?” The sky is the limit. 8.) Every 15 minutes, challenge your boss to a foot race in the parking lot... repeat until fired. 9.) Singing Telegram 10.) Train hamsters to group in letter forms that spell out “I Quit!” release on necessary day. 11.) Buy everyone in the office ice cream except for your boss. At the end of the day simply walk up to your boss and say “I think I made my point.” and never return. --> Check out Funny Ways to Get Even |
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