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11 Funny Ways to Say Hello
"Hand someone an actual spinning top while saying “Top of the Morning to You.” "

Sometimes saying hi everyday, in the same way, can become very tedious. We are all looking for funny ways to say hello... in fact funnier and funnier. The funny of yesterday is not the same as today. Where a pie might do, a stand up comedian just won't. When the simple is king over the complex, or you need the grand daddy of greetings, creativity is only hindered by your greedy consumption of sleep. To get you started in some greeting humor, 11 funny ways to say hello gives you some seeds of intercommunication genius. Grow with your love and care, and feel free to share your own ideas.
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1.) Hand someone an actual spinning top while saying “Top of the Morning to You.”

2.) Simply say “hi, isn’t all this free air just wonderful!” and while the individual is thinking you are talking about the air all around, grab the oxygen tank tube from the elderly person next to you.

3.) Bungee Jump from an overpass bridge with a sign saying “Hello.” But some advice from experience, make sure you make the words on the sign upside down... because you will be.

4.) One funny way to say hello is simply walk up to someone (friend or stranger), hand them a head of lettuce and say “I thought you could use a friend.”

5.) Most things, including saying hi, are funnier when said by a person in a Godzilla suit.

6.) Pulling the greetings target over in a fake police car and wearing a uniform.

7.) “Tag. Your it.”

8.) McDonald’s Apple Pie in the Face

9.) Have the needed greeting shaved into your head.

10.) A sheet of crisp white paper, the printed word “Hi.”, and the US Postal Service

11.) Time a text message to say “Hello!” as you tap the person on the shoulder from behind. Classic.

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