Funny Ways to Break Social Norms"Order your meal through the drive through, park your car, and eat inside."
Breaking social norms should be part of your everyday life. Do not sit by idly as the very fabric of our civilization grows stagnant, and quite frankly, boring. This is your life to do with as you see fit, and if your pallette be dull and boring than so be it, but if you are the artist of living your dreams then paint this community tapestry with your brilliance. Think OUTSIDE the box while thinking INSIDE the box, while living in a dome. Then you will you be ready to see your true nature... and why not start with funny ways to break social norms. We know Oscar the Grouch would. Below are both plausible and implausible ways you could go against the grain of society, take regular old social norms and give them your personal touch. Make people say “What... the.... Cheese....Bandit?” in confusion as you take everything they thought they knew about the world and make it into an impractical practical joke. Enjoy and Thank You. Going Against the Norms of Society: The List1.) Order your meal through the drive through, park your car, and eat inside.
2.) Train your dog to roll over when told to speak and speak when told to sit 3.) Walk from your bus stop or subway stop to your place of work juggling 3 slightly impaired llamas. 4.) Instead of an umbrella that flows the water around you, craft one to funnel it directly on your head. 5.) Greet everyone with "goodbye" and see them off with a "hello." 6.) Ride a pogo stick to your dentist appointment. Make him wait 30 minute for your appointment. 7.) Cut your sandwiches into the shape of a lobster and demand to boil them at every chance stating that you do not eat raw sea food. 8.) Exclaim loudly “Laaaaand Hooooo!” while picking your nose. Aaaaarrrrr. 9.) Take your pet scorpion, wombat, or alligator gar out for a walk, with leash and a plastic bag... to pick up potential waste. (Don’t think just because it says pick up your dog poop that your wombat is exempt, shame.) 10.) Arrange your commute so that you and all the regular passengers drive the bus while the bus driver sits in the back, on his cell phone, playing angry birds. 11.) Refuse to change your clock for daylight savings... simply state that your religion does not allow you to observe pagan holidays. --> Check Out Funny Ways to Get Even |
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