11 Strange and Funny Ways to Induce Labor
"Replace all home carpet with industrial quality, high density, loud bursting bubble wrap (in the middle of the night)"
There is often the question of how one would go about inducing labor, not always an easy thing to do. We encourage you to take the time to talk to your doctor, but do not overlook the potential ideas presented here. All the different ways to induce labor could easily number in the 10s of 50,000s but just a few special ideas, pregnant with potential, could easily spark your imaginations.
Some people try drugs or water methods to get a baby to cooperate. Others induce labor simply through shear will and patience. Now please, try everything else before these suggestions. Anything to get the baby born. But if all else fails you may have found your golden ticket. (Disclaimer: These aren't serious, except the ones that are)
There is often the question of how one would go about inducing labor, not always an easy thing to do. We encourage you to take the time to talk to your doctor, but do not overlook the potential ideas presented here. All the different ways to induce labor could easily number in the 10s of 50,000s but just a few special ideas, pregnant with potential, could easily spark your imaginations.
Some people try drugs or water methods to get a baby to cooperate. Others induce labor simply through shear will and patience. Now please, try everything else before these suggestions. Anything to get the baby born. But if all else fails you may have found your golden ticket. (Disclaimer: These aren't serious, except the ones that are)
11 Oddball Ways to Induce Labor
1.) Replace all home carpet with industrial quality, high density, loud bursting bubble wrap (in the middle of the night).
2.) The expecting mother can sky dive head first in an army sanctioned spread eagle position, while in tandem with the midwife. It is custom to use the parachute as a “first blanket’ for the newly born meteorite... 3.) Surprise Halloween parties at any time of the year 4.) Have a loved one tap on the stomach of the mother and continually say “knock knock.” Eventually the stress of not being able to answer and find out this crucial information will entice the baby to worlddom. 5.) As a means of transportation replace all able portions of an expecting mother’s commute into slip and slides. 6.) Hire a skilled plumber with the plunging skill of a hundred surgeons. (I’m kidding, don’t do this, relax. Plunging is humorous.) 7.) Daily opposite direction escalator challenges 8.) An old wives tale says that the full moon casts a special light that will lure a baby out of the mother’s womb. There is also mention of a pack of coyotes and a talking alpaca, but anything is worth a try. 9.) Start every morning with a starting pistol shot and a loud “Go!” 10.) Tell the growing little one that you will count how long it takes to get out... the high self expectations of performing to the parents satisfaction will give rise to the fastest times possible. 11.) Maybe the baby just wants to hear “Free Food!” --> Check out Funny Ways to Get Even |
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All jokes aside, there is a large portion of the scientific community devoted to the study of the birthing process. Those who are interested in a career studying society's means of giving birth should check an accredited university's MPH online or on-campus program.
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