Funny Ways to Procrastinate
"Challenge your hamster to a race in the park, but don’t forget the hamster ball. "
Some people might say that finding funny ways to procrastinate is simply a clever ruse to simply waste more time, further embedding “right after I finish this, I will get started” mentality into our youth. Well quite frankly, if you are going to procrastinate it might as well make you laugh, or others laugh, or at least get you to smile.... you are in fact still not working. So rejoice, wasting time together.
Funny Ways to Waste Your Time
1.) Challenge your hamster to a race in the park, but don’t forget the hamster ball.
2.) Make yourself the world’s largest salad.
3.) For every 5 minutes spent working spend 15 minutes yelling out Japense names for different fish eg: Torauto! Maguro! Fugo!
4.) Start an online forum that debates the proper method to procrastinate so that it looks and feels as though you are making progress on your project.
5.) Replace all the filling inside any danish you can find, with horseradish.
6.) Spend as much time needed to figure out which Halloween costume you own would most likely scare the mailman. Then come to a conclusion on which of these costumes would most likely help you find the motivation to work. When you have figured these things out, you can further your procrastination by rewarding yourself with TV.
7.) Participate in a real life StumbleUpon adventure by trekking to your local library. While inside close your eyes, spin around, and walk forward (eyes still closed) to the closest shelf. Now read the first chapter of the first book you find. See just like StumbleUpon! (working in your favorite section will further enhance the procrastination experience.
8.) Make every sock you own into a sock puppet. Themes are encouraged. For today you could try and recreate the entire cast of Sesame Street, Star Trek: Next Gen, or even famous appearances on Seinfeld.
9.) If you live with a roommate or a spouse today might be the best day to tye dye their t-shirts and bed sheets.
10.) Blanket Fort
11.) Make and bake an entire army of clay men that you can arrange to point their weapons in your directions, each battalion should have a different flag, or at least piece of paper, that commands you to work in different ways. Like “Stop looking over here you maggot! Get back to Work.” or “If you don’t finish you will let your country down.”
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