Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday
Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday
"Send a card with a picture of a fetus that says “You've come a long way!”"
Everyday of the year someone, well many someones, is having a birthday and everyday of the year someone is looking for a funny way to say happy birthday to that person. It has been understood through the ages that entertaining an honored birthday fella or lady means wishing that person well so that a chuckle, giggle, laugh, or outright roar of happiness is obtained and therefore providing the birthday guy or gal with a moment of joy. A moment of sweet, sweet joy, where time stands still and the world lacks all external pressure, as the this pause in time takes the whole of eternity to truly wish this person a happy birthday, a humorous happy birthday.
A beautiful thing for you to provide. I applaud you for searching for funny ways to say happy birthday and have provided a list of my own.
As always, extrapolate, interpolate, collate, and have fun with these, make them your own, but be inspired.
Everyday of the year someone, well many someones, is having a birthday and everyday of the year someone is looking for a funny way to say happy birthday to that person. It has been understood through the ages that entertaining an honored birthday fella or lady means wishing that person well so that a chuckle, giggle, laugh, or outright roar of happiness is obtained and therefore providing the birthday guy or gal with a moment of joy. A moment of sweet, sweet joy, where time stands still and the world lacks all external pressure, as the this pause in time takes the whole of eternity to truly wish this person a happy birthday, a humorous happy birthday.
A beautiful thing for you to provide. I applaud you for searching for funny ways to say happy birthday and have provided a list of my own.
As always, extrapolate, interpolate, collate, and have fun with these, make them your own, but be inspired.
Birthday Laughs
1.) Send a card with a picture of a fetus that says “You've come a long way!” (Buy Card Here!)
2.) When driving with your friend to his surprise party have someone push out a person-like pinada in front of the car. After the initial horror yell out “Happy Birthday” and eat the red licorice stuffed inside. 3. Rumor has it that you are as old as your nose and your two big toes, but a little older than your teeth. 4.) We were all worried when you arrived that the stork had delivered a bad egg...but we were wrong. For now. Happy Birthday! (Buy Card Here!) 5.) Another year older another year wiser, taming the inner owl to give a hoot! May the field mice of life lay at your feet. 6.) It is common knowledge that the older a person gets the less likely they are to take up the banjo...meaning today we are more likely to have future Happy Birthdays!!
7.) On behalf of the world we would like to take this time to thank you for adding another year to your life and for providing another 365 days of fresh CO2 for the trees. (Buy Card Here!) 8.) Another year under your belt, another notch on your life stick, another year of experience to rub in everyone’s face. 9.) Handing a small trophy to the birthday person: congrats! you have won this award for having a birthday that falls on today. May you bask in pride. 10.) Father Time has been very kind to you... Mother Earth... not so sure. 11.) As you age, please just always remind yourself, no matter how old you get, or how confused or withdrawn. Just make sure that at all times and for all reasons.... you... Remember the Alamo. Happy Birthday!
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