Funny Ways to Say Goodbye - Departing with Laughter"So long, and may your horse never be an ass."
Life is full of hard goodbyes, so why not bring a little humor into your life when parting from those you love dearly, respect, or even can't stand at all. Funny goodbyes solve many of the problems involved with personal sign-off. As you walk away, heading into the sunset, do you want to be remembered for your funny walk or your funny joke.... make it the joke and get help with the suggestions below. Some of these are clever goodbyes and others a bit random, but you will find what you are looking for I guarantee it... and by guarantee I mean "See you later sucker!" |
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List of Ways to cleverly say goodbye, goodnight, and see you later
1.) So long, and may your horse never be an ass. 2.) Farewell my friend, let the tidings of good fortune always clean up after itself. 3.) Good night to you and your own, though not literally your own, unless your own are stuffed animals and tea cups. 4.) Till we meet again, half naked and swinging from trees. 5.) I really hate saying good bye, so here is this note. 6.) Though a man’s journey may be long and the road occasionally dark, may this pear bring you everlasting protection and comfort. (Make sure to have a pear, begin to hand it over, stop half way through, take a bite and then give for real.)
7.) Remember always that if the shoe were on the other foot you would walk away awkwardly. 8.) There is no doubt that if I could and did say good bye in 30 other languages you would be annoyed. 9.) Let us hope that before our next meeting humanity escapes extinction. 10.) Until the day we meet again.... we will not have seen each other. 11.) Parting with chinese food is such sweet ‘n sour sorrow. --> Check out Funny Ways to Say Hello |
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