Funny Ways to Say I Love You
"My love for you is stronger than monkey’s love for the last banana. One would say you are my banana in a monkey cage."
We are all looking for funny ways to say I love you because the great relationships of this world are built around laughter. And money. But mostly laughter. So take a minute and let the special person in your life know how much you really care, by making a joke! Saying I love you over and over loses its appeal over time, so if you want to keep your relationship as hot as ever, add some unexpected drama, or simply quietly wish you could say some of these things without getting punched in the eye socket. I have come up with some of my own funny ways to say I love you below. I invite you to take a look, laugh a little, and use them as a creative spark in your own endeavors of the heart. I hope you love these like a Koala loves it Yummies. Roses are Red Violets are Blue There ain't a squirrel as nutty as you |
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I heart you...1.) My love for you is stronger than monkey’s love for the last banana. One would say you are my banana in a monkey cage.
2.) I will love you till I am the last person on Earth... then all bets are off! 3.) I long for you like a basket longs for a picnic, minus the ants. 4.) There are only two things that compare to you. One is a baby seal riding a unicorn. The other is you holding a baby seal riding a unicorn. 5.) Even if I had no legs I would still dance with you. But I wouldn’t be very good. I am sorry. 6.) I love you like a cat lady loves her cats, but you know, without the crazy.
7.) My only regret is that I have but one life to give to this relationship. Unless you believe in reincarnation, in that case we need to break up. (just kidding) 8.) My love for you flows like wine at holiday times. 9.) If I were any more in love with you I would be fat. 10.) My dear, you are the disco ball to my dance party. 11.) I love you like a fat kid loves cake! (classic) You may also enjoy... Funny Ways to Get Even
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