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11 Funny Ways to Enjoy Coffee
            
"Freeze your coffee into cubes shaped like snowmen, pop in mouth as needed."
         ~ from the book 101 Ways to Enjoy Coffee 

As a humor site it is often difficult to come up with silly jokes, and many times requires coffee/caffeine to get through. With this in mind, taking a funny look at drinking coffee seemed like the right thing to do. 

Coffee humor at its simplest these interesting suggestions on enjoying your cup of joe will make you scratch your head, smile, laugh, and breed emus. If you are a coffee drinker take a moment to imagine yourself in each of these scenarios. You can consider these coffee jokes of the list variety, somewhat nonsensical humor.
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11 Ways to Enjoy Coffee

  1. Freeze your coffee into cubes shaped like snowmen, pop in mouth as needed.
  2. Through a gold twisty straw
  3. Steamy hot with a twist of jazz
  4. With a wallaby
  5. Sip your coffee suspiciously behind a curtain while friends are watching American Idol
  6. Vaporize the coffee with lasers and inhale
  7. Sipping slowly, giving the coffee the benefit of the doubt
  8. While discussing Elvis’s role in the death of Kim Jung Ill
  9. Running backwards through a mall fountain
  10. While a wafting melody of better days drifts over you from the street musicians
  11. Carefully with your tongue, keeping in mind the technique of the anteater but the charisma of the baboon

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