Funny Ways to Ask Someone to Homecoming

"If you don't ask him or her, you won't get an answer...and you may end up at that dance alone."

It is never easy to ask a boy or girl to a homecoming dance. That's probably why you are visiting this page. And the fact that you want to add some humor to the situation is a good idea: laughter helps break the ice. This won't be the first or last time you need to ask someone that tough question about going out. So below are a few funny ways you can ask that special someone to homecoming:

List of Funny Ways to Ask Someone to Homecoming


1.) For the superhero lover - "So, I've got a Batman tux. Do you want to be my Robin at the homecoming dance?"

2.) For the shy types - "Do you want to be a wallflower with me at the dance?"

3.) For the competitive types - "Hey, want to out compete everyone on the dance floor at homecoming?"

4.) For the laid-back ones - "Hey, I think there's some dance coming up. Not sure when or when, but do you want to think about going with me?"

5.) For the sweet types - "Homecoming wouldn't be special unless I could go with you. Would you go to the dance with me?"
6.) For the pop-culture lovers - "Hey, you want to shake it off with me at the dance?"

7.) For that old-fashioned feel - "So, do you want to cut the rug with me at homecoming?"

8.) For those that hate dancing - "I hate dancing. Do you want to go with me and hang out?"

9.) Turning the tables - "Funny you should ask. I would like to go to the dance with you."

10.) The pity ask - "I know I don't have a chance, but would you go to homecoming with me?"

11.) The cheesy ask - "Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Me. Would you go to homecoming with me?"

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