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Not everyone is a morning person. It’s a great idea to have some one-liners in your back pocket to lighten the mood on those tough morning. Here are a few good mornings you might like:

Top Ten Funny Ways to Say Good Morning

  1. Any reason I shouldn't be here?

  2. Hey, didn't I see you here yesterday?

  3. Another day, another dollar (but I had to spend four on gas just to get here.)

  4. Let's rock this Popsicle stand today.

  5. Couldn't be better. Nah, I'm kidding. Things are terrible.

  6. Looking good, but not quite as good as me.

  7. What's the good word?

  8. You're looking dapper this morning.

  9. How’s it hangin’?

  10. Great day to be alive!
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    • Funny Ways to Open a Speech
    • Funny Ways to Answer the Phone
    • Funny Ways to Say Goodbye
    • Funny Ways to Say Hello
    • Funny Ways to Break Up With Someone
    • Funny Ways to Say Good Morning
    • Funny Ways to Ask Someone to Homecoming
    • Funny Ways to Say I Love You
    • Funny Ways to Get Even
    • Funny Ways to Deal with Stress
    • Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday
    • Funny Ways to Break Social Norms
    • Funny Ways to Procrastinate
    • Funny Ways to Wake People Up
    • Funny Ways to Call Someone Old
    • Funny Ways to Quit Your Job
    • Funny Ways to Enjoy Coffee
    • Funny Ways to Spend Your Tax Refund
    • Funny Ways to Induce Labor
  • Funny Gifts for Your...
    • Funny Gifts for Your Friends
    • Funny Gifts for Your Brother
    • Funny Gifts for Your Best Friend
    • Funny Gifts for Your Significant Other
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    • Funny Ways to Die
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