Funny Ways to Wake Someone Up
"Continually throw slices of salami gently onto the slumbering person... yell out “lunch is ready” upon awaking."
Why would a person search for funny ways to wake people up? Well isn’t it obvious. No one likes getting up from bed, or very few people, and those people are insane. So when an early morning turns into a grumpy day we are in need of a laugh or two. Luckily everyone sleeps, so finding humor is as easy as planning an eventful morning. Maybe it is revenge for the loud snoring partner. Or maybe it is just because you are bored. But waking up someone else from their slumber can be a very rewarding experience indeed. Remember though, you can’t stay awake forever either.
Choose wisely when deciding just how to wake someone up. You may want to keep in mind a few essentials: what time is it? how long has this person been asleep? how strong is this person? will the outcome of my prank end in bodily harm? If you feel safe and comfortable with the arrangement proceed with your mayhem. As always some suggestions below, please add your own.
Why would a person search for funny ways to wake people up? Well isn’t it obvious. No one likes getting up from bed, or very few people, and those people are insane. So when an early morning turns into a grumpy day we are in need of a laugh or two. Luckily everyone sleeps, so finding humor is as easy as planning an eventful morning. Maybe it is revenge for the loud snoring partner. Or maybe it is just because you are bored. But waking up someone else from their slumber can be a very rewarding experience indeed. Remember though, you can’t stay awake forever either.
Choose wisely when deciding just how to wake someone up. You may want to keep in mind a few essentials: what time is it? how long has this person been asleep? how strong is this person? will the outcome of my prank end in bodily harm? If you feel safe and comfortable with the arrangement proceed with your mayhem. As always some suggestions below, please add your own.
Waking People Up: Any Angle Humor Style
1.) Live Mariachi Band
2.) Place a well built, yet creepy scarecrow at the edge of the bed. Induce consciousness with a whispered phrase that gradually gets louder. Suggestions: “Why does everyone hate me?” or “Am I the only scarecrow that is in love with a crow... why me?” 3.) Have the target’s boss actually call them 2 hours before they should be up and ask “Where the heck are you!?!?” 4.) Buy fake cinnamon roll scent, spray liberally throughout apartment, wake up significant other (roommate) with “Breakfast is ready.” Have a bowl of porridge waiting. 5.) Airhorn and silly string 6.) Hire an actor to play a priest. Say a vigil over the sleeping victim. Act incredibly surprised when they awake. 7.) Continually throw slices of salami gently onto the slumbering person... yell out “lunch is ready” upon awaking. 8.) Moving a tent in the back of a truck to a completely new location while camping (and someone is sleeping inside) is hilarious. Simply hilarious. The middle of a Wal-mart works best. 9.) Train a Giant Panda to tickle the sleepers feet. 10.) Tie a finish line ribbon across the door opening, yell “Go!” as you fire your starter pistol 11.) Exchange the comfortable down blanket with a roll of bubble wrap in the middle of the night. Check out Funny ways to Get Even and Funny ways to say Goodbye
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