11 Funny Ways to Spend Your Tax Refund
"Place a quarter on top of every mailbox and fire hydrant in your city."
Getting a nice tax refund is a universally wonderful feeling. But what do you do with all that cash. Tax refunds don't just spend themselves, they need our help. There are a million and thirty-seven ways you can blow your money, but let us explore this a bit and come up with funny and clever ways to spend your tax refund. Now remember spending your tax refund stimulates the economy, delivers expert results, and can make a mean cup of coffee.
Getting a nice tax refund is a universally wonderful feeling. But what do you do with all that cash. Tax refunds don't just spend themselves, they need our help. There are a million and thirty-seven ways you can blow your money, but let us explore this a bit and come up with funny and clever ways to spend your tax refund. Now remember spending your tax refund stimulates the economy, delivers expert results, and can make a mean cup of coffee.
Spending Your Tax Money... With a Grin.
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1.) Place a quarter on top of every mailbox and fire hydrant in your city.
2.) a new pair of socks for everyday of the year. 3.) Buy enough tvs to cover every inch of all four walls in your bedroom with each TV playing a different episode of Tom and Jerry. 4.) Plastic Pink Flamingos for the entire grass area of the city park... This may be a bit expensive for places like Central Park in NYC but everything is more expensive there. 5.) Commission an artist to fashion and make a set of fine "china" made entirely of carbon fiber. 6.) Buy a sofa upholstered in panda fur. 7.) Purchase your very own private island amusement park dotted with cotton candy fountains 8.) Plate all your keys in gold. 9.) If you have money to spare you probably already have raised up your car, but no need to stop there. Raise up your lawnmower, bike, friends bike, office chair.... Skies the limit...literally. 10.) A fancy new dishwasher washer 11.) Hire a person to follow you around making sure your shoes are always tied. --> Check out Funny Ways to Get Even
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